Deep Thoughts

by SPAM the Webmaster

"...eat rubbage...goat's do it..."

If you really think about it... salad is murder.  In fact, it's probably a much worse fate to be a bit of lettuce than it would  to be a pig.  At least hogs get slaughtered completely.   Lettuce, on the other hand, has its leaves torn off at different times from the mother plant.  How would you like getting just your left arm torn off?  Or, how would you like to be unable to breathe?  Well, that's what we're doing to our plants.   "So, how do we survive?" you ask.  Well, I'll tell you.  If we all start eating metal, glass, etc. now... then future generations will adapt to the new source of sustinance.  Sure the first few of us will die a cruel and painful death, but it will be for the good of all mankind.  So, if you really want you children to survive the future without having to make "mother nature"  suffer, eat rubbage...goat's do it and everyone loves goats, right?

"...vote for the Poultry Party!"

I believe chickens should be our rulers.  I mean think about it.  With chickens as our rulers, there would be jobs for everyone.  Have you ever seen how much excrement one of them can make in a single sitting?  With all of the government leaders today, think of how many chickens there would be, not to mention the mess.  Somebody would have to clean it up.  And inflation would be no more.   All of our highly paid government people would all be working for chicken feed, and therefore all national debts could be paid off with just a little corn, which would reduce the amount of money in a country and eliminate inflation.  There would be no war.   I think it's obvious that chickens wouldn't quite grasp the concept, and it would therefore disappear.  So, at the next presidential election, take the first step towards a better nation, and vote for the Poultry Party!

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