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God I'm pathetic. Stripped of all
dignity, I lay before you the sum total of my life's interests... loathsome fool that I
am!
"What kind of person spends their life
finding pleasure in cows, Zelda and Magic the Gathering," you ask? "
"Just little ol' me," I answer with embarassment.
"Ahhh!", you say in a smug knowingly sort of way.
"Well," I retort insightfully, "would not only a wretched, feeble-minded
and pitiable fool search this site any further," I ask? ....

You are wretched, feeble-minded and
pitiable fool number 
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Last updated 02/10/99